Um, I keep watch at night to make sure nothing bad happens! I sometimes capture the strongest wild pokémon and send them to our homebase to make sure anyone but our team gets them! I pick the finest pockets money can afford - actually, I'm the reason why our uniforms have pockets in the first place! [ ....Yes. This is just a giant list of lies and failures. You might actually want to ask for details on the last one because it's the Least Evil Story ever. ]