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[Behold, citizens of Johto and beyond: A cut-in shot to the earth, slowly spinning on its axis. Peaceful, pristine, and serene in the vast expanse of space. Suddenly, shaking! Dramatic music! A fast pan out through the universe as smoke comes from an undisclosed source to fill the air!
That pesky dinosaur infestation you had? One young, enterprising tennis player is about to solve all your problems.]
{Caution: A Mass Extinction Event Shown Within}
[And now that tennis has caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, that stern looking man (wait, you mean he's a middle schooler? GTFO) shimmers and seems to fade away — back into the form of one grinning not-so-30-years-old tennis player. Ah, the wonders of a special shounen sports copying ability called "Illusion." Like any great showman, Niou briefly tips an imaginary hat.]
So who else has some sweet moves?
That pesky dinosaur infestation you had? One young, enterprising tennis player is about to solve all your problems.]
[And now that tennis has caused the extinction of the dinosaurs, that stern looking man (wait, you mean he's a middle schooler? GTFO) shimmers and seems to fade away — back into the form of one grinning not-so-30-years-old tennis player. Ah, the wonders of a special shounen sports copying ability called "Illusion." Like any great showman, Niou briefly tips an imaginary hat.]
So who else has some sweet moves?
